This week is going to go down as the longest week ever.
I would like to say that I am happy that the Houston Astros won. I think the Cardinals are boring. The end.
In the bathroom here at work, people sometimes stink it up. For some reason, there is this really nasty super strong air freshener that people think will make it smell better. It doesn't. It still smells like poop with some horrid faux floral scent over it. It's much much worse than just smelling like poop. I tried hiding the air freshener but they found it again. I could be an adult and talk to people about it and tell them the scent of the air freshener makes me nauseous, but then I would have to talk to people at work about poop and I really, really don't want to do that.
So periodically all the staff here goes out for lunch. A bunch of people had birthdays. So we go out and pretend we're friends. There are 9 of us. Seven ladies 0ver forty, one 25 year old guy (the computer guy of course) and wiscolizard. The lunches are awful. None of us have much to say to each other. And a lot of them don't even like each other. It's so boring. And today we went to a place with bad food and worse service. Great. I think they think it is some sort of thing to build morale. And the other staff ladies think it's great because they get to be gone for more than 45 minutes since they are with their supervisor. Meanwhile I am always gone more than 45 minutes because I have a different (and mostly better) kind of job. I am hoping no one will find out it's my birthday next month. I don't want to have to go out for lunch. Maybe I could tell them that their gift to me could be to spare me the lunch. Just give me $5 and I'll go get a sandwich and tell them all about it when I get back. At least someone brought in cake...