is it just me?

and she went to a bachelorette party. And at the party there were games, and if you won games you got prizes. So this friend of mine wins a little vibrator, and wrapped up in the package is a brochure 'Tips for First Time Vibrator Users'. So, because she is drunk my friend throws this stuff in her purse, and pulls it out a few days later. She puts the vibrator away but somehow leaves the brochure on the bed. Which wouldn't matter until a contractor comes by that very afternoon to look at redoing her bathroom and walks through the bedroom. And he probably wouldn't have noticed except for my (I mean my FRIEND's) two year old picks it up and says "what's this mama?" and mama says "oh, nothing" and throws it on the bedside table upside down. So perhaps all would have been forgotten except then two year old carries it in to the bathroom where mama is talking to said contractor and says "can I color on this?" and mama says "yes, you can color on it using only the beet red of my face." Poor friend.